saw-whet owls are very cute
Thank you owl, thank you
Such good words of wisdom
Alternatively: Lizard hates when you touch it’s stomach.
I want a lizard now
I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone
The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.
Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.
THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms
Ok this is great
So I love when I’m told I’m not allowed to help out my shop with recruiting because one inparticular scumbag wants to run his mouth to the administration that I have a “bad attitude” this asshole needs to learn to keep his mouth shut and stop getting off to harassing high school kids
JUST INCASE YOU HAVENT SEEN THIS AMAZING SHIT
Because Morgan freeman is just that good.
Apparently theres a trash problem in my dorm
Now THIS is why we can’t have nice things